JUST FOR LAUGHS ....
- How does one call a man who has lost his mind? A widower.
- Why a handsome and intelligent man can not exist? Because it would be a woman!
- Why men are like crabs? Because everything is good, except the head
- Why men have a clear conscience? Because they never use ...
- Why men love they both cars and motorcycles? They then at least they can handle.
- Why most women misbehave? Because Most monitors are men ...
- What is the difference between a man and a battery? The battery has at least one positive side!
- What is the difference between a man and a snowstorm? No: you never know how many centimeters there will be and how long it will last ...
- What is the difference between a man and a box Canigou Inside Canigou can find the brains and heart.
- What men do after sex? 1% 2% read the newspaper a drink 4% 6% watch TV a little cigarette smoke asleep 7% 80% go home!
- How to tell if a man had an orgasm? It rolls on its side and begins to snore.
- Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you awake all night.
- Why men do they tie? Because it's more chic than a leash.
- How do I know if her husband is dead? - You have access to the remote.
- Why most women misbehave? Because the majority of driving instructors are men ...
- What is the difference between a man and a tie and a belt? The belt tightens its size, tightens the neck tie, man is useless.
- What is the difference between a husband and a lover? 20 minutes
- What is common among men who frequent the singles bars? They are all married.
- Measurements of an ideal man? 80-20 - 42 (80 years, 20 million euros in the bank account and 42 degrees of fever).
- What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs do not turn into humans when they drink.
- Why have men bandy legs? Unimportant things are always bracketed
- Men is like gasoline ... Feet on the belt, it's great, the shoulder belt is of the ordinary and shoulders to the head, it's lead free.
- What is the difference between a man and a cat? No, both are very afraid of the vacuum.
- How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? Nobody knows it never happened.
- What is the difference between a man and a cup of coffee? There is none: the two slap their nerves.
